» Single Men and Stupid Things They Do

The other day when I was visiting my local coffee hangout I ran into a girl I had not seen in some time.

She looked great, I walked right up and made it clear that I had noticed the change in her looks, and within seconds I realized I had said something stupid. I approached her with a gleam, loudly and proudly I exclaimed, "You have lost a ton of weight haven't you?" Of course in my mind I was impressed but verbally it came out like she used to be a fat cow.

That is just a precursor to the absurd things that single men do to knock evolution back a couple hundred years. Gentlemen, chivalry is not dead but if you think it is your love life will soon be. I don't care if the girl getting into your car is your mouthy sister; always open the door for her or anyone else getting in your car.

Opening doors is polite and often when done for strangers it goes unappreciated but rest assured the opposite habit of never opening a door for a female is "frat boy" or "rookie" level of play. Another stupid single guy move is not calling a girl in the proper time frame. More guys don't get any rhythm from the girls they meet because they try to be "cool". The coolest guys never try to act cool, cool guys keep their word, are sincere and trustworthy. All that starts with a call. If you get a phone number from a girl - don't be an idiot, ask her when a good time to call is and then you actually call her at the time agreed upon. If you get her number and call her 3 days later and she does not return your call... don't hold your breath.

Here is a big tip for you guys who get plenty of action or very little action, "Always call the very next day after a date, no matter what".

You are so lucky you are reading this because I am also going to teach you how to kiss. This is very high on the stupid human tricks that men perform. They can kiss. First of all, only if 75% of all your dates told you that you kiss well do you actually kiss well. If the number is lower, then you don't kiss well and those poor kittens are just tolerating it. Do yourself a favor and up your flavor by being a good kisser. I was taught this method when I was 11 years old because a girl I knew told me she wanted to kiss like the "French people".

Do exactly what she does! If she only opens her mouths slightly then so do you, if she presses gently then so do you, if she only puts the TIP of the tongue in your mouth then that is all you give back. you want a girl to think you are a good kisser or "her type" then mimic her affections and she will think you think like she thinks.. get it stuid? Another ruse performed by single guys has to be when to use the male mute button.

Men, compulsive by nature, are always trying to "solve" problems or "control" things and when it comes to communication with a female never forget rule #1, "Shut up and listen". You can not say something stupid if you do not speak. I am not telling you to become a verbal punching bag, merely allow her to vent about all her issues. I learned a long time ago that not everything a female says requires a response from me. More often it is not responding or appearing empathetic that makes you look like the good guy. This applies to first dates as well when she is telling any story that starts with, "This is so funny..." There are too many stupid actions of men to list here but the aforementioned all have one common denominator - put the girl first.

If you have her best interests in mind then how could you look stupid? Being a gentleman sounds corny but girls would rather have a gentleman than some mindless, selfish tool.

Don't be a tag along or cookie cut out of your friends because they are in fact your competition. Every time they do something stupid and you are with them you are guilty by association.

You can count on your competition to make them selves look stupid, don't help them. There are moments when looking stupid, don't help them. There are moments when looing stupid can come in handy. For instance, if you are on a date with a girl who is the stupid one, simply pull out the number one deal breaker - go Dutch.